tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

09-14-14
3945%
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#words
I don’t want to worry anymore. I don’t want to be sad about anything anymore.

fifteen word story, (a.c.v)

but if you loved me, why’d you leave me?

taylorswift:

I taught Olivia how to take selfies with her tiny paw and she’s getting super good at it.

taylorswift:

I taught Olivia how to take selfies with her tiny paw and she’s getting super good at it.

hesthunderst0rms:

Arctic Monkeys Leeds Festival 2014

hesthunderst0rms:

Arctic Monkeys Leeds Festival 2014

eleventhdoctor:

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

09-13-14
850%
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#twd

In all the c h a o s you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?

It tells me God’s got a strange sense of humor.

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

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